Saturday, June 29, 2013

"LOST AND FOUND" CORNER, not "I THINK I LOST IT HERE BUT I'M NOT SURE SO I'LL ACCUSE YOU GUYS OF STEALING MY STUFF" CORNER

           Here we go again, another rant about my dumb ass job. In my first month, one guest by the name of Mr. Accusation came with his whole family to ask about the "expensive" shampoo he left in his room when he checked out a long long time ago and also about his "expensive" pen he apparently left in the drawer. The shampoo was still in existence until about 5 years before he came to supposedly came to claim it, which indirectly was our fault for not looking after the items the left (in which he himself didn't wanna look after it well enough to bring it home) whereas the pen simply wasn't left in the drawer. He started a big commotion about how he remember his last known pen location vividly in the drawer where he left it but when we checked, it simply wasn't there. Hey old senile man, it's probably stuck up your arse when you mistaken your pen as toilet paper.

           The latest incident happened just yesterday when this man made a HUGE fuss over a hair gel. A hair-motherfucking-gel ? Who the fuck wanna steal that shit? It was your carelessness of leaving you "brand new" hair gel on your sink, and it doesn't mean it is our responsibility to watch over every single thing you forget to bring back. You called THREE times to accuse us of stealing your cheap hairgel, and said "of I'll never stay in your hotel again cause when I lose stuff in your hotel I never get it back" 
WELL BITCH DON'T LOSE YOUR STUFF HERE THEN ! No need to make a big ass fuss over some hairgel that no begger would even wanna pick up if it was lying on the street. 

            So tired of this job, and yet I can't seem to leave. It's like being in an abusive relationship, its domestic violence, and domestic violence is wrong but you just either don't want to/ cannot escape. 

           On a scarier note... there are phantoms in the hotel. You feel their presence but you can't see them. On the office upstairs that extends like a balcony to the hotel lobby, I can always hear people walk up the stairs in a pair of heavy construction boots. But the footsteps don't belong to anybody... I don't really know. And I DO NOT wanna know.
I guess every hotel has their permanent occupants.